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Thought for the day From prydwen in Wulfweard the White (22 minutes old)

I was born on the cusp of Leo and Capricorn...... Does this make me a Leprechaun?… more

John and Edward From prydwen in Grin and bear it (31 minutes old)

So John and Edward are called Jedward. Anyone else wish they'd been called Peter and Rick? … more

What! Londoner's wont even share a taxi..... From prydwen in Wulfweard the White (38 minutes old)

Found in the San Franscisco Chronicle So you think London, population 8 million, is crowded with the living? There are many millions more under the soil of a city that has been inhabited for … more

When is "Therapeutic" Sex not "Therapeutic" Sex: From prydwen in Wulfweard the White (1 hour old)

The U.S. Tax Court ruled in September that William Halby, 78, owes back taxes because he improperly tried to deduct $300,000 over a five-year period for "medical" expenses that were merely purchases o… more

Want a tune on the radio From prydwen in Wulfweard the White (4 hours old)

Listen in to Seahaven FM, phone 01323 899226 and Danny and I will play you a tune....… more

Down to one drink a week now From prydwen in Wulfweard the White (15 hours old)

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Invitation From Prettyintelligentprincess ^Pro in Prettyintelligentprincess (23 hours old)

The couple have invited me over to their place one evening next week, for some fun...a message was sent last night. They have asked for me ONLY...not me and Blue! MMmmm. Interesting. Let me chec… more

Stolen Sex Meme... From Prettyintelligentprincess ^Pro in Prettyintelligentprincess (1 day old)

Well, finally I got round to it... 1. Is there anyone of your friends that you would ever consider having sex with? - Yes 2. Sex in the morning, afternoon or night? - Yes, all of those...I do lo… more

Weary From Prettyintelligentprincess ^Pro in Prettyintelligentprincess (1 day old)

Very weary indeed. Just feel a little under the weather. Have quite a bit to do too... Lost the urge to blog for a few days. … more

Swooning Sleepless From Prettyintelligentprincess ^Pro in Writers (3 days old)

Hate the concept dread the thought of sleep she said. Swooning. @prettyintelligentprincess… more

Oh....a little lighter From Prettyintelligentprincess ^Pro in Prettyintelligentprincess (3 days old)

4lbs in a week and still counting. Wonderful...as long as my boobs stay...then I will persevere and enjoy. As soon as the DD cup begins to crease and fall empty...I stop.… more

Me and Mr Jones... From Prettyintelligentprincess ^Pro in Prettyintelligentprincess (3 days old)

...we got a thing going on... 'I can't open the door next to you,' he said. 'Then keep my door open in your memory,' she said. Until next time poetic Jones she said.… more

Lounge Lizard From prydwen in Wulfweard the White (6 days old)

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The first acorn of common sense From prydwen in Wulfweard the White (6 days old)

UK councils please take note. FRANKFORT, Ky. A spokeswoman for Kentucky Gov. Steve Beshear says he's calling the tree on the Capitol's front lawn a "Christmas" tree this holiday season. A… more

Groan of the night From prydwen in Grin and bear it (6 days old)

A man died today after becoming trapped under a large wicker basket containing a smoked ham, a jar of pickled onions, some cheddar, water biscuits and a bottle of champagne. Police said that their … more

Who needs therepy? From prydwen in Wulfweard the White (6 days old)

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Louis Walsh From prydwen in Wulfweard the White (6 days old)

When will this man get a reality check, smell the coffee and realise that he is either tone death, or the biggest bullshitter in the world.... Louis the louse should bow out of this competition at … more

Please Please Please From prydwen in Wulfweard the White (6 days old)

Will someone out there please put John and Edward out of their misery (and mine)....… more

Guess the odd one out: From prydwen in Wulfweard the White (6 days old)

Lord Stevenson, former chairman, HBOS Bank Andy Hornby, former CEO, HBOS Bank Sir Fred Goodwin, former CEO, RBS Bank Sir Tom McKillup, former chairman, RBS Bank John McFall MP, chairman, Treasury … more

The problem with e-bay From prydwen in Grin and bear it (6 days old)

It’s really difficult to find what you want on eBay. I was searching for cigarette lighters and it found over 15,000 matches.… more

Saturday Meme From prydwen in Wulfweard the White (7 days old)

1. With Friday the 13th on the horizon, do you have any superstitions? I will not walk under ladders and hate seeing a single magpie. 2. Have you any phobias? Still have a fear of heights. 3. … more

Quote of the night From prydwen in Wulfweard the White (7 days old)

If you got to swim in shit, keep your chin up.… more

Instant Viagra From prydwen in Wulfweard the White (7 days old)

'Viagra' is now available in powder form for your tea. It doesn't enhance your sexual performance but it does stop your biscuit going soft.. … more

Remember, Remember the Fifth Of November... From Prettyintelligentprincess ^Pro in Prettyintelligentprincess (8 days old)

This time last year I was romping with remarkable gusto in a hotel room...with a particularly nice chap. He was tall. I like them tall. … more

Struggling to Sleep From Prettyintelligentprincess ^Pro in Prettyintelligentprincess (8 days old)

I can't sleep...stress I think. Frustration and over active mind. I have masturbated every morning for weeks now.... Is something wrong with me? I want some hard, fun...sexy...hard fun and I … more

Words from Blue From Prettyintelligentprincess ^Pro in Prettyintelligentprincess (10 days old)

He has not 'fallen out' with me. How fickle he is! But I want him... He was upset by something I inferred.... I cannot...never ever can be 'unkind' in the sense he suggests. He knows this. I h… more

Snatching Time From Prettyintelligentprincess ^Pro in Prettyintelligentprincess (12 days old)

I've taken two sleeping tablets and not just one...just those from the chemist, not the doctors...but they do help. Have had no wine this evening and being back at the Building tomorrow stresses me a … more

Map reading, a dying art From prydwen in Wulfweard the White (13 days old)

Anybody out there think that Sat Navs are the worst techology ever? Having to listen to inane interjections from some plumy voice, that seems to sound smug when you miss the turning, must add to in… more

Whatever happened to Ladybird Books? From prydwen in Good Old Days (13 days old)

"The highlight of my childhood? It's the Ladybird Book of Motorcars from 1963, and as you would imagine it's full of rubbish really. Just endless boring grey shapes, until you get to page 40, where yo… more

Clarkson on Detroit From prydwen in Grin and bear it (13 days old)

"God may have created the world in six days, but while He was resting on the seventh, Beelzebub popped up and did this place." … more