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Ten best brand names in the world From prydwen in Wulfweard the White (1 hour old)

Bum - crisps from Spain Cool-Piss - yogurt drink from Korea Crap's - French chocolate Erektus - Romanian energy drink Fanny - strawberry jam from Peru Finger Marie - rich tea biscuits in Sweden … more

Best names for chemicals ever From prydwen in Wulfweard the White (1 hour old)

Arsenolite - cubic arsenic trioxide Dickite - Mineral named after Alan Brugh Dick Fuchsite - green form of Muscovite Fucitol - type of alcohol devived from seaweed Fukalite - mineral found in Fuka… more

Groan of the night From prydwen in Grin and bear it (5 hours old)

Tea is for mugs.… more

Children in need From prydwen in Wulfweard the White (5 hours old)

I wasn't surprised to see that postmen have raised £300,000 for Children in Need. Well they have had a lot of free time lately haven't they. … more

That ahhhhh moment From prydwen in Wulfweard the White (14 hours old)

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Isn't it ironic From prydwen in Wulfweard the White (15 hours old)

This week working in Leicester I popped out at lunch time for a bite to eat. Walking back eating a delicious lamb samosa, I was aproached by a young asian lad eating a sausage roll.… more

Words From The Couple From Prettyintelligentprincess ^Pro in Prettyintelligentprincess (2 days old)

They even use the same phone...I find that so reassuring that he texts me, as does she on the same phone; there is no jealousy or conflict, they are utterly comfortable and very much in love with each… more

Blue is a KNOB From Prettyintelligentprincess ^Pro in Prettyintelligentprincess (2 days old)

I awoke this morning and little Sportacus was complaining of a headache...he was burning up actually and I suggested he popped back to bed. 'No Mummy, just give me some medicine.' I love Calpol. … more

Looking In The Mirror From Prettyintelligentprincess ^Pro in Prettyintelligentprincess (3 days old)

Well, I have definitely lost a couple more pounds and my boobs are STILL there! I still have no hairy black tongue... I still have no voice either come to that! Medication making me feel nau… more

What on Earth... From Prettyintelligentprincess ^Pro in Prettyintelligentprincess (5 days old)

...just a quick postscript...I read the side effects of these tablets. Nausea, well okay, pretty usual BUT what about 'Black Hairy Tongue.'I am not kidding!!! What the f**k? Imagine the welcome I c… more

The Trouble with Being a Girl... From Prettyintelligentprincess ^Pro in Prettyintelligentprincess (5 days old)

I am sick to death of this now...have had problems with my voice and finally got antibiotics...it's more than just my voice but don't want to bore you with all the details! So hopefully, I will sta… more

First thing that popped into my mind when I left the tepee From prydwen in Wulfweard the White (6 days old)

Some of the best funny personal names can be found in the US Indian Census of 1880. The anglophile versions of Native Indian names can be hilarious simply due to loose translations. Native America… more

The book to buy all your male friends for Chistmas From prydwen in (6 days old)

'Busty, Slag and Nob End' by Russell Ash. This adults only book of 'Remarkably rude but real names of people, places and products from all over the world' will have any male laughing his head off wit… more

Hampstead Heath From prydwen in Wulfweard the White (7 days old)

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Top Ten adult movie titles From prydwen in Wulfweard the White (7 days old)

1. Forest Hump 2. The Object Of My Erection 3. The Porn Identity 4. Sex Trek: The Next Penetration 5. Shaving Ryan's Privates 6. ET: The Extra Testicle 7. Alien vs Sex Predator 8. Sex Toy … more

Thought for the day From prydwen in Wulfweard the White (7 days old)

I was born on the cusp of Leo and Capricorn...... Does this make me a Leprechaun?… more

John and Edward From prydwen in Grin and bear it (7 days old)

So John and Edward are called Jedward. Anyone else wish they'd been called Peter and Rick? … more

What! Londoner's wont even share a taxi..... From prydwen in Wulfweard the White (7 days old)

Found in the San Franscisco Chronicle So you think London, population 8 million, is crowded with the living? There are many millions more under the soil of a city that has been inhabited for … more

When is "Therapeutic" Sex, not "Therapeutic" Sex? From prydwen in Wulfweard the White (7 days old)

The U.S. Tax Court ruled in September that William Halby, 78, owes back taxes because he improperly tried to deduct $300,000 over a five-year period for "medical" expenses that were merely purchases o… more

Want a tune on the radio From prydwen in Wulfweard the White (7 days old)

Listen in to Seahaven FM, phone 01323 899226 and Danny and I will play you a tune....… more

Down to one drink a week now From prydwen in Wulfweard the White (8 days old)

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Invitation From Prettyintelligentprincess ^Pro in Prettyintelligentprincess (8 days old)

The couple have invited me over to their place one evening next week, for some fun...a message was sent last night. They have asked for me ONLY...not me and Blue! MMmmm. Interesting. Let me chec… more

Stolen Sex Meme... From Prettyintelligentprincess ^Pro in Prettyintelligentprincess (9 days old)

Well, finally I got round to it... 1. Is there anyone of your friends that you would ever consider having sex with? - Yes 2. Sex in the morning, afternoon or night? - Yes, all of those...I do lo… more

Weary From Prettyintelligentprincess ^Pro in Prettyintelligentprincess (9 days old)

Very weary indeed. Just feel a little under the weather. Have quite a bit to do too... Lost the urge to blog for a few days. … more

Swooning Sleepless From Prettyintelligentprincess ^Pro in Writers (11 days old)

Hate the concept dread the thought of sleep she said. Swooning. @prettyintelligentprincess… more

Oh....a little lighter From Prettyintelligentprincess ^Pro in Prettyintelligentprincess (11 days old)

4lbs in a week and still counting. Wonderful...as long as my boobs stay...then I will persevere and enjoy. As soon as the DD cup begins to crease and fall empty...I stop.… more

Me and Mr Jones... From Prettyintelligentprincess ^Pro in Prettyintelligentprincess (11 days old)

...we got a thing going on... 'I can't open the door next to you,' he said. 'Then keep my door open in your memory,' she said. Until next time poetic Jones she said.… more

Lounge Lizard From prydwen in Wulfweard the White (13 days old)

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The first acorn of common sense From prydwen in Wulfweard the White (13 days old)

UK councils please take note. FRANKFORT, Ky. A spokeswoman for Kentucky Gov. Steve Beshear says he's calling the tree on the Capitol's front lawn a "Christmas" tree this holiday season. A… more

Groan of the night From prydwen in Grin and bear it (14 days old)

A man died today after becoming trapped under a large wicker basket containing a smoked ham, a jar of pickled onions, some cheddar, water biscuits and a bottle of champagne. Police said that their … more